I bet killer miller is happy - Page 2

PrairieBelle · 02-15-2012, 05:26 PM

Kevin, have you ever been to Iowa??

A good introduction would be the Iowa State Fair. It is a spectacle............. of course, you may never come back.

In the wise words of Andy Fales,

"Why would I make fun of people at the fair.. to the contrary, in fact.. I mean to compliment them! Oh, I saw some things that made me scratch my head, but that was only at first glance. At second glance I saw some things that made me reconsider my narrow minded view of fairfolk. Made me wonder if they hadn't just figured out a few things that the rest of us have yet to grasp.

Like these people's dedication to wearing socks with sandals. To me, that now makes perfect sense. You want the added ventilation and mobility provided by a sandal, yet you don't want to sacrifice that luxurious feel and professional look of a black dress sock. Plus, don't forget they cover up that unsightly toenail fungus very nicely. Bingo. Black socks, sandals. The folks at the state fair have figured out this equation.

Ditto to the ones who have teeth that resemble those of an exhumed corpse. Gingivitis, though typically controlled by tooth brushing, can still get to the best of us. The folks at the fair have got that all covered, too. They combat the sight of a rotted grill by wearing shiny, expensive looking earrings. One might wonder why on earth bother wearing earrings when the one and only thing anyone is going to notice is that your teeth look like rancid baked beans? Well these are some pretty serious earrings I am talking about, as a matter of fact some of them appear to be battery powered! They don't just stop at that.

Bad teeth are further disguised by a dandruff infested mustache and an airbrushed t shirt with a misspelled word or two or a long flowing mullet, which by the way have seemed to obtain a newfound vintage like chic. These are just a few of the things that I picked up at the fair this year... and somehow everything just makes a little more sense now."

God I miss watching soundoff.

altrocker1 · 02-15-2012, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by chipper140

You mean the bubblegum pop country music singer?

i hate both rascal flatts and taylor swift to be honest with you

kevin, i would LOVE to see pearl jam back in iowa, but its only happened once in the last 10 years.... and belle is spot on, the iowa state fair is a sight to see. i love going, but its one of those things that probably don't make a whole lotta sense if youre not from iowa

bullcan · 02-15-2012, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by chipper140

You mean the bubblegum pop country music singer?

I'd put something in her mouth, and it wouldn't be bubble gum.

gunner85 · 02-15-2012, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by PrairieBelle

Kevin, have you ever been to Iowa??

A good introduction would be the Iowa State Fair. It is a spectacle............. of course, you may never come back.

In the wise words of Andy Fales,

"Why would I make fun of people at the fair.. to the contrary, in fact.. I mean to compliment them! Oh, I saw some things that made me scratch my head, but that was only at first glance. At second glance I saw some things that made me reconsider my narrow minded view of fairfolk. Made me wonder if they hadn't just figured out a few things that the rest of us have yet to grasp.

Like these people's dedication to wearing socks with sandals. To me, that now makes perfect sense. You want the added ventilation and mobility provided by a sandal, yet you don't want to sacrifice that luxurious feel and professional look of a black dress sock. Plus, don't forget they cover up that unsightly toenail fungus very nicely. Bingo. Black socks, sandals. The folks at the state fair have figured out this equation.

Ditto to the ones who have teeth that resemble those of an exhumed corpse. Gingivitis, though typically controlled by tooth brushing, can still get to the best of us. The folks at the fair have got that all covered, too. They combat the sight of a rotted grill by wearing shiny, expensive looking earrings. One might wonder why on earth bother wearing earrings when the one and only thing anyone is going to notice is that your teeth look like rancid baked beans? Well these are some pretty serious earrings I am talking about, as a matter of fact some of them appear to be battery powered! They don't just stop at that.

Bad teeth are further disguised by a dandruff infested mustache and an airbrushed t shirt with a misspelled word or two or a long flowing mullet, which by the way have seemed to obtain a newfound vintage like chic. These are just a few of the things that I picked up at the fair this year... and somehow everything just makes a little more sense now."

God I miss watching soundoff.

Theres alot of shit Andy puts in to perspective that makes you say huh, he's completely right!

hanglow5 · 02-15-2012, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bullcan

I'd put something in her mouth, and it wouldn't be bubble gum.

BWahahahahaa

PrairieBelle · 02-15-2012, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by gunner85

Theres alot of shit Andy puts in to perspective that makes you say huh, he's completely right!

No kidding. I don't get WHO anymore, missin' my sunday night entertainment.

mr89ia · 02-15-2012, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by PrairieBelle

No kidding. I don't get WHO anymore, missin' my sunday night entertainment.

you can stream it online

PrairieBelle · 02-15-2012, 08:00 PM

shit, i didn't know that. i get the podcasts but they are super unreliable and i hardly ever open itunes anymore.

Renobber · 02-15-2012, 08:53 PM

They are on 1460 everyday 2-4.

Kevin · 02-15-2012, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PrairieBelle

Kevin, have you ever been to Iowa??

A good introduction would be the Iowa State Fair. It is a spectacle............. of course, you may never come back.

In the wise words of Andy Fales,

"Why would I make fun of people at the fair.. to the contrary, in fact.. I mean to compliment them! Oh, I saw some things that made me scratch my head, but that was only at first glance. At second glance I saw some things that made me reconsider my narrow minded view of fairfolk. Made me wonder if they hadn't just figured out a few things that the rest of us have yet to grasp.

Like these people's dedication to wearing socks with sandals. To me, that now makes perfect sense. You want the added ventilation and mobility provided by a sandal, yet you don't want to sacrifice that luxurious feel and professional look of a black dress sock. Plus, don't forget they cover up that unsightly toenail fungus very nicely. Bingo. Black socks, sandals. The folks at the state fair have figured out this equation.

Ditto to the ones who have teeth that resemble those of an exhumed corpse. Gingivitis, though typically controlled by tooth brushing, can still get to the best of us. The folks at the fair have got that all covered, too. They combat the sight of a rotted grill by wearing shiny, expensive looking earrings. One might wonder why on earth bother wearing earrings when the one and only thing anyone is going to notice is that your teeth look like rancid baked beans? Well these are some pretty serious earrings I am talking about, as a matter of fact some of them appear to be battery powered! They don't just stop at that.

Bad teeth are further disguised by a dandruff infested mustache and an airbrushed t shirt with a misspelled word or two or a long flowing mullet, which by the way have seemed to obtain a newfound vintage like chic. These are just a few of the things that I picked up at the fair this year... and somehow everything just makes a little more sense now."

God I miss watching soundoff.

No ma'am, my first trip out there might be next year

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02-15-2012, 05:26 PM	#14
PrairieBelle Huntress Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: wandering, but not lost.. Posts: 1,612 Thanked: 274 times	Re: I bet killer miller is happy Kevin, have you ever been to Iowa?? A good introduction would be the Iowa State Fair. It is a spectacle............. of course, you may never come back. In the wise words of Andy Fales, "Why would I make fun of people at the fair.. to the contrary, in fact.. I mean to compliment them! Oh, I saw some things that made me scratch my head, but that was only at first glance. At second glance I saw some things that made me reconsider my narrow minded view of fairfolk. Made me wonder if they hadn't just figured out a few things that the rest of us have yet to grasp. Like these people's dedication to wearing socks with sandals. To me, that now makes perfect sense. You want the added ventilation and mobility provided by a sandal, yet you don't want to sacrifice that luxurious feel and professional look of a black dress sock. Plus, don't forget they cover up that unsightly toenail fungus very nicely. Bingo. Black socks, sandals. The folks at the state fair have figured out this equation. Ditto to the ones who have teeth that resemble those of an exhumed corpse. Gingivitis, though typically controlled by tooth brushing, can still get to the best of us. The folks at the fair have got that all covered, too. They combat the sight of a rotted grill by wearing shiny, expensive looking earrings. One might wonder why on earth bother wearing earrings when the one and only thing anyone is going to notice is that your teeth look like rancid baked beans? Well these are some pretty serious earrings I am talking about, as a matter of fact some of them appear to be battery powered! They don't just stop at that. Bad teeth are further disguised by a dandruff infested mustache and an airbrushed t shirt with a misspelled word or two or a long flowing mullet, which by the way have seemed to obtain a newfound vintage like chic. These are just a few of the things that I picked up at the fair this year... and somehow everything just makes a little more sense now." God I miss watching soundoff. __________________ Even when you're sleepin'... Keep your eyes open. Mountain Lions (with DNR tattoo) - 6 Unicorn - 3, including B&C Record: "Charlie" Sasquatch - getting closer...

02-15-2012, 08:00 PM	#21
PrairieBelle Huntress Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: wandering, but not lost.. Posts: 1,612 Thanked: 274 times	Re: I bet killer miller is happy shit, i didn't know that. i get the podcasts but they are super unreliable and i hardly ever open itunes anymore. __________________ Even when you're sleepin'... Keep your eyes open. Mountain Lions (with DNR tattoo) - 6 Unicorn - 3, including B&C Record: "Charlie" Sasquatch - getting closer...

02-15-2012, 08:53 PM	#22
Renobber Widgeon Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 238 Thanked: 43 times	Re: I bet killer miller is happy They are on 1460 everyday 2-4.

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